Le Line of Blood

"Sharp cleaver is sharp"

Hi all. This blog has 2 followers now. Pretty excited about it.

This entry would be another story of me living my mundane life. Not really exciting, don’t have much to talk about, but some funny, stupid and facepalm-worthy incidences could add some flavor to it.

Let’s get it started.

It was quite a long time ago, the young me, doing some cleaning and cutting out the unwanted plants around the fence of the house. You know, doing this stuff gonna make you feel itchy since the bugs or insects that are small enough that you can’t even see them putting some ‘itch cream’ on you.

Le itch face

So, while I was getting the job done, my left forearm started to feel itchy. Natural reaction, when you feel itchy, you scratch it. But when you are holding a cleaver in your hand, you ought to be careful. Unfortunately, nobody told me about this.

Back then, I was holding a cleaver at my right hand and my left forearm feels itchy. So, what did I do? Logically, I would scratch my left forearm with my right hand right? That was exactly what I did. The cleaver also wanted to help me scratch. With such ‘pleasure’, I felt the cleaver made a long bloody line along my forearm. What a great feeling indeed!

So, next time, put away the cleaver before you scratch the itch affected area.

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Le Parking Troll

"Any idea is worth a try"

I had an idea. But it is yet to be done though.  Sometimes, finding a parking spot is a pain in the ass. Just how many times you wonder around, there is still no empty spot. Of course there would be a spot if you go at the farthest place, but you would have to walk a long way to your destination. And THAT would be sucks.

So, sometimes you would look around and see whether anyone who by the chance walking to his car. And you could just take the spot that was his. Lucky, huh?

Well, how about being a little naughty? After park your car, while walking to the shop, how about pretending like you just finished shopping and want to go to the car. If you’re lucky enough, one car will follow you around, hoping he can take your parking spot. 

And make sure you look at the driver’s reaction and make this face 

before you look away.

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Le ToLOLz Series 3

"To err is human"

Ohai there readers.

As you know it, this series will features the facepalm-worthy moments throughout my entire life. So, in this episode I am going to disclose this moment of OMG-what-have-I-done during my visit to Aquaria.

The story start here. After this dot right here ==>.  

Okay, so it was me, my mum, and my sister-in-law went to the Aquaria. Well, for first timer I can't help getting excited looking at the sharks, napoleon fish, and some more gigantic fishes I never seen before. Some funny looking fishes were there to entertain us.

Then, there was a bunch of secondary schoolers having their school trip. Chinese. So, we were as normal visitor would do, expressing our excitement while looking at the fishes. 

Then, we went to see the jellyfish. You know at Aquaria, the jellyfishes are placed in the transparent aquarium which you can actually see through clearly the other people at the other side of the glass. But at first I thought it is somewhat a reflective glass or in other word a mirror.

 So, while looking at the jellyfishes, I saw a schoolgirl at the other side of the glass which I thought was the reflected image from the glass. The face looks familiar to me. So, instead of looking at the jellyfish, I looked straight at the face of the girl, you know to make sure it was not someone I know. That time, I thought it was okay since I was looking at her image in the mirror. 

The position is somewhat like this.

Then the girl started to realize that I was staring at her. She moved away. I was like. WTF. THIS SHIT WAS NOT A MIRROR! 

I guess, I scared her off.

end of story. buh bye! thank you for reading!

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Le Trollin'

"Trollin' is an art"

This incidence happens to be funny to me. I don't know about him, but at least I had fun.

To cut the story short, I just can't. It is a long boring story since the story teller is helplessly hopeless in story telling. I have no talent in storytelling whatsoever. 

WARNING ALERT! IF YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO WASTE, PLEASE PROCEED TO READ. THANK YOU.

The story is liddis. My friend, Z happened to play with Formspring a lot. You know, the website where you can ask stupid questions to your friend anonymously and your friend will answer with stupid statement or whatever funny shit. 

So, I was kind of free 

and in the mood of trollin' this Z guy, which is quite an innocent, naive guy. And Z was also my roommate. What I did was 

Z called the number. A man answer the phone. Z quickly hung up the phone. Then Z came to me, told me about this.

I lol-ed since he didn't admit that he did call the number.

At this point, Z freaked out a little bit. He came to me giving his phone and asked me to answer for him if somebody called.

I searched in fb any girl's profile and posted it there. Z actually came to me and say that it was a girl. Z was confused why a man was answering the phone when he called before. I had to put up a poker face like this

while actually inside I was

And till today I haven't tell Z that it was me.

Figure 1:  tldr version

 This entry is too long isn't it? and kinda boring











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Le Multiple Choices

"Doubt. It makes you busy with uncertainty."

Human is a doubtful creature. This doubt is keeping you busy thinking the same thing over and over until you give up. Until you don't give a flying fuck about that matter. Why the hell did I tell you the thing you already know? Haish.. Since I already typed it, I don't want to delete that sentence. Just ignore it.

So talking about doubt, for all of the times, why would it come during examination? Why would it nicely choose this time? God really likes to play with us, humans. 

Im sure this happens to you for most of the time, or at least once. You were answering objective questions in test, blackened the answer sheets, the A/B/C/D/E (sometimes you got 5 possible answers), and then you find out....  you have blackened B for 10 questions consecutively.

This is when your doubt kicks in. SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG!! Then you check again your answers.. Reread the questions. Maybe you decided to change your answer or maybe not. In the end, you fakap your test.  

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Le Google's Troll

Just sharing some awesome troll by Google.

LE SOURCE




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Le Ant

"Sometimes the nature really knows how to piss you off"

Hi. It has been quite a while since I post a new blogpost. To anyone that reads this blog, I am sorry for that and thank you for waiting. 

This time, it is about ant. The small little creature creeping everywhere around us. Literally they can be anywhere. Mostly at the places you don't want them to be. Inside of the car, in your bag, in your drink, in your pants. Aha, have you ever get bitten by an ant inside of your pants? No? Well, at least I did. 

Read the comic? Does this ever happen to you? It happens to me just a while ago, bad luck huh? My reaction? Just exactly like in the comic. Getting troll'd by an ant, priceless.


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