"Driving is an art"
1. If the driver is a man, he wears kopiah. Trust me. The kopiah would make them drive slowly. I think maybe because they bertasbih while driving. or reciting the whole quran on their dashboard. They can't focus when they doing something else. that's why the car move like a salamander running uphill.
2. If the driver is a woman. that's it. nuff said. the word woman is self-explanatory.
3. People who talks on the phone.
4. People who drives slow but stays on the fast lane. Oi, you people, i gave signals, highbeam, slipstream, honk, revving, why you no understand! Tepi la wei!
While these slowpoke relatives brings rage to your heart and transfer it to your mouth, we have another category that would bring the rage to your hand. Giving international 'peace' sign is quite an eyesight when someone ask for it.
1. Driver who give signals AFTER they finished making a turn. You know la, this age, everybody talks about efficiency. To drive efficiently is to slipstream so the air resistance is lowered thus lowering the fuel consumption. How dangerous it could be if someone suddenly making a turn without signalling it first when you're slipstreaming behind them?
2. Driver who slipstream behind you. What the hell are they thinking? Are they crazy to drive so close to the ass of your car. How if suddenly a monkey cross the road? For sure ass kissing will happen.
3. Driver who use highbeam all the time. F U! Are they blind enough to use the highbeam to see the pavement ahead? You're faking blinding me you angel!
This is TOLOLZ, reporting for Le Troll's View.
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" the word woman is self explanatory "
dude
tak semua okay perempuan lousy driver
tak semua
hahaha
sexist !
i said this " the word woman is self explanatory ".
ReplyDeleteit's up to you how you want to explain it. it's a neutral statement.
mmg la x semua. maybe 0.0001% je kot yang drive properly. >_<
0.0001 tu melampau gila kot
ReplyDeleteas if antara 10 orang driver perempuan
sorang je yang drive properly
jahat !
haha
sexist sexist
i don wan friend u for 5seconds
u sexist
and im a woman and a driver you know
haahahha!
ReplyDeletesomeone just can't handle the truth!
ya ya but the properly driver would be u la kot.
http://i.imgur.com/SjNmg.png
for 5 seconds
im a lousy driver
ReplyDeletei dont like driving
hahaha
but not all woman a lousy driver
okay ?
u bawak kereta or moto ke datang uia ?
i know i know. most women are lousy driver.
ReplyDeletesome men are lousy driver.
okay?
dulu moto. next sem kete kot.
MOST women ? hahaha
ReplyDeletenak menang jugak tu !
next sem kete ?
boleh tumpang pegi kelas tak ?
:p
kebenaran mesti ditegakkan!
ReplyDeletebole bole, tu pun kalo i x ponteng kelas la...
kalau u bagi i tumpang konfem u tak ponteng kelas.
ReplyDelete:p
hmmm...
ReplyDeletesounds good..
i should try!
you really should !
ReplyDeletehahaha
yes yes