Le Perfect Timing to Die (FML)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came.She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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