What do Chinese call an Indian who runs very fast?
Clue: Chinese accent & Typical Indian name
Riddle taken from Rashid http://forum.mamakonline.com/
Bonus:
So i was looking for an original copy of Grand Theft Auto San Adreas in a game shop.
There weren't any on the shelves, so I asked the shop assistant.
She said, "I've not heard of that one, can you describe it to me?"
"It's the one with the black guy who drives around with an iron bar, fucking whores, crashing cars and evading police," I answered.
She then brought out a copy of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2010
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