Do you have encountered this, during eating, your friend start eating and suddenly you hear "CHAP,CHAP, CHAP" sound? You don't know what that sound is. But its really loud and its near. And its annoying. You keep continuing to listen to the sound, while telling your brain to find the source. Your eyes practically move everywhere tracing the sound's path and there you have it! It is from the fuking mouth of your friend! Shit. No wonder sounds so close.
What this mafaker doing eating while stuttering unfathomable language? "CHAP, CHAP, CHAP". Damn! This doesn't sounds nice. It's not a good music. Doesn't create the nice ambient for eating. Doesn't improve my appetite. Now, i can't even listen to the news on tv.
Why you no close your mouth while chewing! Do you realize how many decibels is that CHAP, CHAP! It kill my brain cells mafaker. Ohh God, i have to be patient for this shit for at least half an hour!
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