“Losing is not an option. It’s a must.”
Sometimes, things do disappear. They disappear just like that. One moment you have it, and just after that you can’t find it. Once you lose something, you have to look for it.
Looking for it at the logical places seems to be useless sometimes. And then you start to wonder. Where the hell did it go?
Let me give you an example. You just get back home. Use your key to unlock the door, chillin’ around at the couch and then suddenly you can’t find your key. You just had it and now it’s gone. Ohhh crap!
The first place you look is your pocket. Your pants’ pockets, shirt’s pockets and still can’t find it. Then, you start to look around and look somewhere further. On the table, under the bed, under the carpet and still can’t find it. After 10 minutes, you gonna check again your pockets. Who knows it might be there somehow. Maybe magically it returns to your pockets.
If you still can’t find it, you ought to search for it at the illogical places. In the fridge, in the pizza box from last night, under your cat and still, it’s missing. And then you have to check your pockets, again. Still not there!
Last option, you gonna reverse your movement. And there you find it!
At the door. Still hanging at the lock.
Feel stupid enough?
How do I know this? Okay, I admit it. It did happen to me once. Just ONCE!
This is TOLOLZ, reporting for Le Troll's View.
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